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The Daily Grind
Tuesday, September 27th
Kami Andrews to co-host on Kylie Live!
Everyone please welcome a very special co-host of the evening for Thursday September 29 - Kami Andrews!
Regular snarky co-host Eli Cross will be in the midst of shooting a movie for Vivid and won't be able to join us, but believe me you won't miss him at all with the hysterical, witty and stunning Miss Kami Andrews filling in!
www.kamiandrews.com
www.kamiland.com
Along with all the insanity and girl-talk she will be filling us in on her directing adventures - hopefully with a clip from the movie too! - from her big new release, Who Let The Whores Out!
Those of you that know Kami know this show will be a riot, those of you that don't know Kami I invite you to come and experience her!
See you all this Thursday evening at 9 pm (pacific) on www.ksexradio.com. KSEX Radio is FREE to listen and chat and members of www.KSEXRadio.com or www.kylieireland.com also have access to the in-studio webcams!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.27.05 @ 12:53 PM pt [Kylie Live!">more..]
Saturday, September 24th
Kylie on the fake fan; aka the big loser
Hey there everyone!
I am so touched by the outpouring of support and positive vibes going on in here! I have recieved so many emails and posts! Thank you.
I honestly have to say I posted these emails out of feistiness. This guy doesn't even know I posted it anywhere and if he figured it out he hasn't said anything. I know a few fans have emailed and given
him what-for which I think is humourous.
I figure if he wanted to be a big man and brag to his friends I would just help him out a bit so he could brag to the world..aren't you all impressed?
If nothing else it will make a great topic on a Kylie Live show, eh?
I also posted it on my Yahoo group, the KSEX chat boards and in the ADT forums. The ADT forums have been most amusing - here is the link if you wanna check them out. More of my rants arein there too. (Besides, if you haven't visited the Adult DVD Talk chats and boards, they are pretty cool and a lot of kick-ass stars particpate in them.)
Adult DVD Talk Message Forums
Thanks for the support from everyone though, it will take a lot morethan this guy to make me change the way I am.
One bad apple doesn't spoil the bunch, right?
You all rock! Thank you!
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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.24.05 @ 08:41 PM pt [link]
Friday, September 23rd
Disheartening letter from a fake fan
Below is a series of emails between me and what I thought was a fan who was honestly asking me for advice. It's a long but interesting read.
From: david kwong yin [mailto:dkwongyin@yahoo.co">dkwongyin@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: Wednesday, September 14, 2005 5:24 AM
To: kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com
Subject: Please don't ignore me_I need some advice from your part
Hello Kylie
I am a married man, but I spend my days thinking about sex fantasies involving other women (especially you!! ). I have been a member of your fantastic website for nearly 6 months now. Just recently, my wife caught me jerking off to your movies and she had a violent dispute with me and ordered me to stop my subscription to your website. I am having none of this though because I just can't help myself from masturbating to your incredible pictures and movies while my wife is asleep at night. The mere thought of you makes me so horny. Do you think there's anything wrong with a married man masturbating to porn movies? I just can't resist your incredible body and if my wife can't accept that, I won't hesitate to ask for a divorce. Please tell me I am right to fulfil my sexual fantasies and if my wife cannot accept that, then I should leave her. I would really appreciate a little support from a sex goddess like you. Please don't ignore this email. I am your biggest fan and am desperate to hear from you. I would be prepared to give my life for you.
Bobby
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My reply:
Bobby,
As you may or may not know I have an online radio show on www.ksexradio.com every Thursday at 9 pm pst. When I received your letter I read it on the air (name omitted of course) and we had an in-depth discussion about it. I had planned to answer via email but there are so many different angles to what is really going on here that it would be a very long email. I will be posting this show on my website the week of the 28th, since you are a member you will be able to listen to it and get a full range of my thoughts. As I said, it is way too deep of a subject to answer in just an email.
Thanks,
Kylie Ireland
www.kylieireland.com
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His reply to my email about reading the letter on the show:
Hi Kylie
Thank you so much for answering my email. This really shows that you truly care for all your fans out here. Unfortunately, I missed your show on ksexradio...I'm not really into ksexradio to be honest! To make matters worse, my bitch of a wife has cancelled my subscription to your website without me knowing. It might take me some time to get that subscription back. In the meantime, I would really appreciate if you could give that email a go. I know it's going to take a lot of your time, but I'm so desperate for an answer right now and an email from your part would really help before I eventually get my subscription back and have a look at the show. Please help me. My situation is really killing me. You really can't imagine how desperate I am right now.
Your biggest fan
Bobby
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Because I care about my fans and was asked for help I wrote back with this:
I am not going to back you here and tell you your wife is being a bitch and you should leave her. I think that is wrong. Divorce is the cheap out and if you did that without looking at all your options and your feeling then I would tell you that you are being shallow and naïve.
I really cannot stress how many options there are to what is going on, and honestly it isn’t my place to be your therapist but the bottom line here is that the two of you aren’t communicating. There is a reason you like porn and it might be because you are not getting what you need out of the relationship. There is a reason she is upset and that could be because her needs are not fulfilled either. Notice the words could and might. I am not there and don’t know your situation. You need to talk. Bottom line, you both need to be honest about what you need, what your desires are and what you are feeling. Getting a divorce over a porn website is childish and only proves that there is a larger problem.
There is nothing wrong with porn and it can be a wonderful addition to a relationship. It is also a great form of safe sex. I am sure any woman would rather have their husband enjoy a little porn that to go out and cheat. Men are usually more visually stimulated than women. Women are more emotionally connected. Look at your marriage from her point of view. This problem is both of yours, it is not your fault nor just hers. It takes two to tango baby.
Many religious zealots claim porn destroys marriages, NOT TRUE. Lack of communication does and that is what you and your wife have. You are both harboring anger and seem to have fear of communicating. If you cannot sit down and talk – go to therapy. Go separately then after a few sessions go as a couple. Be honest with the therapist. Why not? What could it hurt? Men have some aversion to therapy and if you do too, get over it. A middle person who is outside the relationship will be able to help you to discuss things rationally and like adults. It will broaden your horizons, help you to be honest with yourself and each other and might actually save your marriage. If you suggest therapy it will show her you are open minded and willing to try to work it out.
Perhaps, if it is a jealousy issue on her part you could learn to enjoy adult material together. Like I said, I can’t even speculate because I don’t know enough.
Go, talk to her. Tell her you love her and desire her and be honest with yourself and her. You married her because you loved her, you just need to rediscover and rekindle that love, desire and passion is what I am betting. By the way, I am not talking out my ass here –
I was married for 10 years and lack of communication and honesty destroyed it.
That is the basis of what we talked abut on the show only much more in depth. I am sure this is not what you wanted to hear but you asked my opinion.
Kylie Ireland
www.kylieireland.com
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And the final email I received from him:
you bitch...you fucking bitch...one day I will fuck the brains out of you...I made up this story to get your attention and you fell in my trap...haha...I knew it...you dumb slut...now I can go to my friends and tell them how I managed to get the attention of the fucking pornstar you are...by the way I was never a member of your website. Cheers Father-fucker
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My thoughts:
This is the kind of bullshit I get for answering my email which most porn girls rarely take the time to do), caring about my fans and wanting to be a good person and help. I take pride in my job and in trying to be a good person, I like to help others and in the process dispel the myths that porn stars are all self-centered bitches.
This is the thanks I get. Shit like this makes me want to not answer my email, not talk to my fans and in general not even make any effort.
I did not email this childish person back and tell him off, nor do I understand the mentality of this whole “trap”. Is bragging to your friends about tricking a porn star a badge of courage? Does that make him a big man? Perhaps it makes his tiny, pathetic little dick hard? Does this whole thing make him feel better in some way, to have taken advantage of a person’s kindness? Or perhaps he became suddenly embarrassed that he was asking me for help? One thing for sure is he certainly must not have much of a life and has way too much time on his hands. Who knows, all I know is that it makes me not want to care and not want to waste the time and effort. This was all very disheartening.
The reason I have posted this here is so that if any of you want to let him know what your thoughts are (and I hope you will) his email address is at the top of these emails... His email address says his name is David, yet he signed the emails Bobby.
If nothing else thank you for taking the time to read this.
Kylie
PS. If anyone feels feisty and emails him please forward it to me as well.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.23.05 @ 05:24 PM pt [link]
Tuesday, September 20th
Evil Angel night on Kylie Live!
The whole gang from Evil Angel will be joining us to promote some of their new hot titles including Vault of Whores on Kylie Live on KSEX Radio this Thursday evening at 9 pm (pacific).
Tricia Devereaux, director David Lord and starlets Taryn Thomas and Naudia Nyce will be on the couch with me sharing movie clips and telling stories.
Taryn Thomas
It's a great line up and a show not to miss! KSEX Radio is FREE to listen and chat and members of www.KSEXRadio.com or www.kylieireland.com also have access to the in-studio webcams! See you there on Thursday night at 9pm!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.20.05 @ 08:11 PM pt [Kylie Live!">link]
Monday, September 19th
Weddings & stuff
Hello everyone, I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. I had a great time at Jewel DeNyle's wedding, it was beautiful and expensive, it was great to see her and everyone, I danced and laughed, ate too much and all the little old Italian ladies were determined to try to set me up with Miles, the accountant from Platinum X (Bryn couldn't go so I was flying solo and Miles and I were the only single people apparantly). I caught the damn bouquet despite the fact that I literally DOVE to get AWAY from it (she was hucking it directly at me).
The DVD sale is officially over, so if you missed it tough shit. Kidding, I am sure I will do something again sometime. It was a successful grand-re-opening though - so many DVD's were ordered I had to go buy more stock for my store!
Other than that is is a week of catch up around here, Bryn is finishing up the editing on On Your Knees Bitch which is scheduled to be my January release for the AVN/AEE show in Vegas. Cover girl Kelly Kline will be signing for me/Platinum X to promote the movie. I will be in attendance as well in January, for the first year ever I will not be officially signing autographs (although I am sure I will if you ask nice) but I am there as a director. The Whore Next Door has several pre-noms and will be nominated so I will be attending the awards just in case. I don't get my hopes up anymore on my nominations, I haven't recieved an actual AVN trophy (Hall of Fame is different) since 1995 when I won Best New Starlet.
So tomorrow Lauren Phoenix (directing) will be shooting here at the loft for Defiance Pictures. Bryn will be shooting camera for the movie so he will be off working for Lauren Wednesday and Friday as well. I will probably make an effort to work on my site, work out and try to catch up on the 6 months of email I am behind on.
Details to come on the Thursday night Kylie Live show when we have guests from Evil Angel!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.19.05 @ 12:12 PM pt [link]
Thursday, September 15th
Oral Habits
No, not nuns having conversation.
You all have heard me talk about my friend Crickett, right? Well she just put up the greatest post on Oral Sex in her LiveJournal - the do's and don't and other basic need-to-know-information for men and women. Not only is it absolutely fucking hysterical but it is absolutely fucking TRUE. And I HIGHLY recommend that everyone go there and read this, because lord knows that soooo many people need a guide like this! I give it the Kylie Ireland stamp of approval.
Oral Etiquette
In other news, it's Thursday as I am writing this, which means tonight is Kylie Live on www.ksexradio.com and I'll expect to see all your smiling faces in my chatroom tonight. Remember, it's FREE to listen and chat...
Tomorrow I head out for a quick trip to lovely (*ahem*) Long Island for Jewel DeNyle's wedding and I'll be back on Sunday.
PS. Don't forget that this weekend is the last weekend of the DVD sale in my recently relaunched online store so go take advantage of it now. Don't wait. I am not kidding. Sunday is the last day to partake of this killer deal.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.15.05 @ 08:27 AM pt [link]
Saturday, September 10th
Hustler shooting here...
...at the loft today. I don't know who is in the movie or where they are shooting but check the cams (if I can keep the damn things running), there should be lots of something going on well into the wee hours of the morning.
Bryn (Eli) and I will be dressing up all snazzy later today and heading to Paul Fishbein's (the owner of AVN Magazine) wedding. I haven't been to a wedding since...fuck if I know. Now I have one today and another next Saturday in Long Island - Jewel DeNyle's wedding. What does a porn star wear to a wedding?
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.10.05 @ 08:31 AM pt [link]
Tuesday, September 6th
Nic Andrews on Kylie Live
Kylie Live --
September 8, 2005 -- Live in studio this week with very special guest and award winning director Nic Andrews. Nic joins me for stories and video clips from his upcoming release, Dark Angels 2.
...and hold tight because there is sure to be some good dish about me as well from the movies he directed me in.
See you at 9pm Thursday evening!
www.ksexradio.com
Here are direct links to my new online store so you can read about the movies Nic Andrews directed me in! BTW - they are on sale!
Confessions
Exposed
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.06.05 @ 07:50 PM pt [Kylie Live">link]
Saturday, September 3rd
Kylie's New Online Store is Up!
After long last my online store is back up and running smoothly! And to celebrate the occasion I am slashing prices on all DVDs for the next couple weeks only… 25% off the normal DVD prices!
Hey, and in addition to this kick-ass deal, I've also added 7 new DVDs! I have hot, nasty scenes in six of them and the seventh is a movie I directed for Platinum X Pictures. There are also 3 hot new 8x10’s!
That's not all... in coming weeks we'll be adding lots of new goodies to my store including more of my Platinum X directorials, more 8x10s, and for the first time ever, Kylie Ireland T-shirts, coffee cups, lunch boxes and other merchandise goodness, so keep checking back.
www.KylieIreland.com
www.KylieIrelandStore.com
Go check out the new store and take advantage of the great sale!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.03.05 @ 04:16 PM pt [link]
Thursday, September 1st
Darkside Party
We stopped by for awhile and chatted with David the beaming owner of Redlight, Paul Fishbein the owner of AVN and his pretty redheaded fiancee. Talked to Jewel's parents and various other Redlight/Platinum X people, flirted with Brandon Iron, Lexi L'Amore and her man and had my picture taken by all the photographers.
Here is the AVN story:
Darkside Premiere
They were playing the movie on big screens around the party but it was the softcore version. As I predicted it was beautiful, but I couldn't really form an opinion based on the little bits I saw. They were handing out complimentary copie sof the movie but I forgot to grab mine when I left. That's okay, I can pick one up next time I am at the office.
But the party animals that we are we split outta there at about 11:30 and headed home to watch Shaun of the Dead, which I hadn't seen yet and loved it to pieces. Laughed my ass off. I am a huge fan of the English TV Show Spaced and this was just like a long twisted episode of that. It also had one of the actresses from the English verison of The Office which is another fav of mine.
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Well, it's Thursday again so join me on Kylie Live tonight at 9 pm (Pacific) on www.ksexradio.com. It's FREE to listen and chat and members of my website get access to the in-studio webcams as well!
Plus don't forget that tomorrow (Friday) Eli and I will be filling in for Lorrainic and Cuzz from 10-midnight...last week's show was an absolute riot and I am sure this one will be the same.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 09.01.05 @ 03:40 PM pt [Darkside Party">link]
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