The Daily Grind

Kari's BDay Party

This is Kari


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.31.05 @ 11:18 PM pt [link]

kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.31.05 @ 11:17 PM pt [link]

kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.31.05 @ 11:17 PM pt [link]

Party Tonight

Tonight is my friend Kari's Birthday. Since her landlord gets cranky about her having parties at her place we (as a gift) are allowing her to have her Birthday Bash here at our loft.

It should be fairly crazy - not quite like the orgies we used to throw but considering we met Kari AT one of our orgies there could be some naughty stuff going on tonight. There's a band and strippers. And since it's hot I would imagine clothing will be little.

I am leaving the webcams on for her friends who can't attend to watch the action and you should take a peek too. Some people love the idea of the cams and take the opportunity to fuck in front of them cause it turns them on sooooo....

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.29.05 @ 06:38 PM pt [link]

Dildo!

A classic! Brilliant.

It's Dildo!
(you will need sound for this one.)

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.29.05 @ 06:17 PM pt [link]

Star Wars?

A little something to amuse you geeks.

Read this if please you...



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.29.05 @ 12:19 AM pt [link]

On Your Knees Bitch - shooting the box

We have the next 3 days off - well off from shooting anyway. Now it's time to do the mountain of paperwork and catch up on the world that has been passing us by while we all were visiting pornoland.

Back to shooting on Saturday - here at the loft - another boxcover and a scene for Taste Her Ass 3. Flower Tucci will be in attendance again, along with Jasmine Byrne and guy to-be-named-later. I had Tommy Gunn booked but he called yesterday to let me know that (supposedly) he had forgotten to write down a previous booking in his schedule and had since remembered and that he was sorry but he couldn't do my shoot. The good thing is that at least he gave me some notice to try and replace him...the bad thing is that I am having a bitch of a time finding a guy who isn't booked already.

Anyway, let me tell you the premise of the scene we just shot - don't expect originality here - but nonetheless it'll be hot!

We rented a limo and dropped off Kelly Kline on one of the dark and scary corners near my loft. We had her all gussied up hooker-like. The limo pulls up along side her and she gets in...well-dressed rich guy in back wants a blowjob. She gives it. End of story.

The two were great though, they had fantastic chemistry and it showed. They also had us cracking up with their improv dialogue during the scene about if Kelly the hooker would take a check for her services.

I am actually quite pleased with the way this movie is turning out. If you remember correctly Jewel (who owns Platinum X) requested that I do this blowjob movie and I tried to talk her out of it. Because I thought it would be boring. After finally agreeing to shoot it, I decided to create a scenario for each scene and get creative, make intros and make it 'pretty' but still really nasty...the result is actually turning into a really cool movie.


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Crickett's LiveJournal:
11:50 pm - In the back of a limousine...

Today was pretty casual, as the scene we needed to shoot couldn't happen until the evening. We needed dark. Girl and makeup arrived around 4-ish, and then the photog for the box cover arrived around 5:30 or 6. Box cover shots were taken of the lovely Kelly Kline, www.kellykline.com, and then the limo arrived and eventually so did the boy. Now that the Pretty Girl shots are taken care of, they've taken off in the limo that we hired for the scene.

By the way, this is a scene (and boxcover) for On Your Knees, Bitch (which may or may not have a comma on the boxcover, I have no idea). Shouldn't take too long to shoot the BJ. Let's just hope that neither one of them is the type to suffer from motion sickness. I don't know too many limos that are equipped with barf bags.

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shooting the boxcover at my loft



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 03:21 PM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - shooting the box">link]

On Your Knees Bitch - Kelly Kline

A possible boxcover shot for On Your Knees Bitch...


Open mouth, insert dick





kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 03:20 PM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - Kelly Kline">link]

On Your Knees Bitch - say ahhh

Of course I had to jump in and act like a moron for a minute. What I noticed about this shot was what an enormous difference makeup makes to the camera!


Swallowing our pride?


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 03:19 PM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - say ahhh">link]

On Your Knees Bitch - in the limo

A shot from inside the limo...


This movie sucks


And another bit of Crickett's LiveJournal entry about this day:

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3:24 am

Well, they came back with the limo, got the last shot, and then we were outta there. The friendly limo driver, Leo, kindly helped us get all the various crap out of the back of the car. It was pretty funny to see him pick up the giant wad of paper towels and baby wipes, look a little confused, have the penny drop, and then put the wad (probably containing The Wad) back down again. We think that he only climbed in there to get another look up K.'s skirt anyhow. (Not that you can really BLAME the guy, of course.)

After that it was just "prom shots" (taking a photo of the performer holding their IDs next to their faces, part of the Article 2257 requirements), mocking yet another meat puppet for having trucker butt (we have no idea how on earth his pants stayed on), and then deciding what we were going to do for dinner. Sushi was the winner.

Now? I'm tired. Like, really fucking beat. I'm not the only one. K.'s having a Helmet Day today, I'm totally fragged, and B. was ready to slaughter due to the weird power outages that we were having. I think we should all go get some sleep.

I thought we were going to go to bed. Ha! We went downstairs grumbling and bitching about "tired" and "feet hurt" and "stupid bug bites" and every other thing under the sun and then K. peered into the pantry and said, "BROWNIES!!! I want brownies right now." So, of course, I did what any sensible, tired assistant would do. I replied, "That sounds FABULOUS! And they're FAT FREE!" So, if you were watching the cams wanting to know just what the HELL we were doing, we were...standing around in the kitchen eating brownies straight out of the pan with forks. It was a moment of female bonding, the late night brownie ritual, and one that many others will recognize. Even Tweek, the only girlcat here, came over and hung out with us. She didn't have any brownies, but that's because she can't hold a fork. (Yes, we even allowed B. to have some. Offered, even. Initially, he turned us down, but in the end even he could not resist the tractor-beam pull of the wafting scent of brownies lilting upstairs to where he was reading in bed.)

-Crickett

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 03:15 PM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - in the limo">link]

On Your Knees Bitch - Flower Tucci

Monday's shoot was fuckin' hysterical! To shake up the blowjob movie we threw a girl/girl BJ in with Flower as a butch dyke (well, a really sexy one) and Julie Night as here girlfriend. Flower was fabulous, she showed up dressed all dykish in cutoff pants, MofoWear wife beater, combat boots and big ol' aviator sunglasses. She also had a cooler with a couple cold 40 oz. beers in it. I love a girl who gets into her roles and has fun with them!


Where's my beer bitch?!



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 12:23 AM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - Flower Tucci">link]

On Your Knees Bitch - Julie Night

Flower comes in all yelling at her lazy girlfriend Julie who's sitting in a trashed house drinking one of Flower's 40's, masturbating and watching TV.


Oh sexy girlfriend!


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 12:15 AM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - Julie Night">link]

On Your Knees Bitch - the girls

Julie stands up and yells back which of course turns rough, until Flower puts her in her place - on her knees - and makes Julie suck her cock.



The scene ends with a facial - since Flower is an expert squirter - she comes all over Julie's pretty face!

Now that's my idea of a blowjob!

Here is an excerpt from Crickett's LiveJournal from yesterday evening...

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Monday June 25th

If you were watching Kylie's webcams this evening and happened to be peeking in the kitchen, you saw the moon rise. K. needed a something to write a phone number on, and nothing was handy. I, being the helpful soul that I am, whipped out the top part of my butt and offered it to her. I was joking, but she (of course) took my ass up on its offer and wrote some porn stud's name and number on it. From what I understand, you can only see his name now "if you look at it in the right light". Thank heavens for makeup remover.

In this, my first full week of total immersion into the Glamourous Life Of A Porn Star (watching her hauling groceries, spending lots of time at Lowe's Depot, the endless search for Mr. Suckright, carrying large pots of water up to dump into the evap cooler), I finally saw another porn star just drop by. This doesn't happen as often as you might think, especially since most of the whores are in the Valley and we are not. But yes, Miss Julie Night dropped by this evening. She petted animals and chit-chatted and acted like a monkey just before she left. No spontaneous RED HOT GIRL-GIRL ACTION took place. No spur-of-the-moment blowjobs for B. She was offered a ham sammich and declined. WHOOO! Exciting! Imagine...they're almost like real normal people!!!

Speaking of Julie "Traffic Cone" Night, don't let her crazy on-screen antics and cute little spacey-sounding voice fool you. She's a smart cookie, that one. Talkin' physics and chemistry and all sorts of madness.

-Crickett

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.27.05 @ 12:14 AM pt [On Your Knees Bitch - the girls">link]

Open for Anal 3 - Luscious

So originally this scene was supposed to be a Taste Her Ass 3 scene, but at the last minute one of the girls had to drop out leaving me a girl short - hey the movie is called Taste HER Ass, which is difficult to do without a second girl - so I decided to shoot anyway and make it a scene for Open for Anal 3, which I am also shooting this month.

I am lucky that I am shooting 3 movies sort of intertwined - it allows for last minute changes like this.


Truly Luscious

Meet new girl Luscious Lopez. She has a brilliant ass. The kind you want to just have smother you.





kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.25.05 @ 11:53 PM pt [Open for Anal 3 - Luscious">link]

Open for Anal 3 - Luscious & Alex

Her ass sort of reminds me of other great asses in our biz like Olivia O'Lovely, Lauren Phoenix and Flower Tucci...


Alex likes it too



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.25.05 @ 11:46 PM pt [Open for Anal 3 - Luscious & Alex">link]

Taste Her Ass 3 - Brooke Haven

A beautiful blonde for a beautiful summer day. Well, okay, she is a beautiful blond but the summer day part is bullshit. It has been hotter than hell here all week. Fortunately today's location had very quiet air conditioning we could leave on.



After this scene Brooke was off to pick up her very first new car ever - a Mercedes.



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.25.05 @ 11:45 PM pt [Taste Her Ass 3 - Brooke Haven">link]

Taste Her Ass 3 - Vanessa Lane

This is Vanessa, one of the thinnest girls I have ever known. We spent the day chasing her around with sandwiches. Okay, not really.

One thing that is pretty amazing was watching her little bitty ass take Manuel's huge cock...both girls couldn't get enough of Manuel. But then again, what girl can? Sigh.





kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.25.05 @ 11:45 PM pt [Taste Her Ass 3 - Vanessa Lane">link]

Taste Her Ass 3 - the 3 way

Just a sweet little taste of Taste Her Ass 3.





kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.25.05 @ 11:44 PM pt [Taste Her Ass 3 - the 3 way">link]

Ass Wreckage 3 Box - choice 1

So I am sitting here picking the boxcover shot for Ass Wreckage 3 with the lovely Genesis Sky on the cover. I am kind of partial to this shot, whaddya think?





kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.24.05 @ 08:54 PM pt [Ass Wreckage 3 Box - choice 1">link]

Ass Wreckage 3 Box - choice 2

...How about this...?


...shooting a box is tiring work!


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.24.05 @ 08:51 PM pt [Ass Wreckage 3 Box - choice 2">link]

Ass Wreckage 3 Box - choice 3

...or perhaps this one???




kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.24.05 @ 08:49 PM pt [Ass Wreckage 3 Box - choice 3">link]

Pretty Mess Review

ChiChi LaRue was shooting here yesterday for his gay company Rascal, a jack off series called Str8 Shots. He asked me if I would do the intros between the scenes - what my ideals were in a man type of stuff - which was pretty cool. ChiChi is just so much fun to work for, he is so enthusiastic, you can't help but walk away from his set smiling and feeling really good about yourself.

Anyway, the last time I shot a movie with ChiChi was Pretty Mess, for Vivid. I have been getting all kinds of email about the scene from fans and viewers who said they enjoyed it. This is the scene where I dressed up like a housewife ala-50's style, including the big (grandma-style) bra and panties. Manuel and I do a creepy sort of parody before launching into a really great scene. Here is a photo from that shoot and below is part of the review - the part about me, of course - from www.adultdvdtalk.com.



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As reviewed by www.adultdvdtalk.com:

Well, how is Monique Alexander's second Vivid feature? If you want something with no dialogue, tons of sex, and a really nasty Kylie Ireland scene, you are in luck.

The Movie: I'm going to keep this quick. There is no dialogue, and no real story to the movie. Monique plays a crazy girl who just can't stop thinking about sex... that's it. This isn't what you would expect from Vivid, but here it is. This is pretty much wall to wall sex with little (and I mean little) breaks in between showing Monique strapped down to a chair with some weird head gear on. The sex is all pretty good, and Monique does a great job in her scenes, but the real winner is the Kylie Ireland scene. She is dressed like a fifties housewife, and comes in, and seduces her husband. Nasty hot sex is the result. Kylie is an amazing performer, and really goes all out here. There is even some of Chi Chi's female to male asslicking here! I was happy!

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And here, as always, is me stealing my friend Crickett's LiveJournal entry about yesterday. What can I say? What often seems like everyday shit to me through her eyes is completely different. That's why I am sharing her stories with you about our adventures. Here is yesterday's ChiChi LaRue shoot through her eyes....

From Crickett's LiveJournal (part of it)
July 23, 2005

.....We got up at the hairy, dingleberry-infested ass crack of dawn so that we could get the place together for yesterday's shoot. Crew showed up at 9am, and it was already about eleventy-hundred degrees outside. It was a shoot for a solo j/o movie, so there wasn't a huge cast. Two guys, and they showed up at different times.

Never in my life did it occur to me that a guy would need instructions on how to jerk off. Then again, it's not something that most of us females get to watch on a regular basis, and many guys do it in private and don't even have to worry about looking sexy while they do it, so I guess it makes a lot of sense. It just hadn't ever occurred to me.

However, you just couldn't have a more positive and enthusiastic coach than ChiChi LaRue. I want to get a tape recorder and tape him directing. He just can't stop talking and he's just so happy when he sees somthing he likes that the whole world (or at least, the world on the set) knows about it. I hear that his editors hate him because of all this chatter, and I have heard that some guys tell him to shut up because it's too distracting, but he just can't HELP it! "Oh yeah baby....okay, rest your head on your arm...yes! YES! Now snap it...snap that dick! Jerk it. Keep jackin' that cock. HOT! HOTTEST!!!" I hid up here in the cool, dark office and had to just slap my hands over my mouth to keep from braying hysterical laughter everywhere when this began. I think it's lovely, don't get me wrong, but it's such a departure from the standard porno directing that I've seen. "Okay, I want you to start here and then maybe go here. Suck his dick for a little while, and then...well...it's an anal movie. Go nuts, kids. Rolling!"

They had our lovely Kylie give some commentary afterwards. Not on the performers themselves, but on various male qualities. See, even though it's mostly gay men that are gonna buy this thing, they're trying to make it look at least a little okay for others to buy it as well. All I can say is that the guys performed well, Kylie had some great things to say, and it looks like it's gonna be damn cool. Hey, a guy standing on top of a swinging metal cage just swayin' and jerkin' was pretty hot to ME, anyhow. Nothin' wrong with watchin' a little o' that.

Today seems to be less brutally hot, but yesterday was fucking miserable. I was melted, K. and B. were melted, all the animals here were doing their best impression of area rugs and Dali paintings. Fucking wretched hot. Even after the sun went down, although it did start to cool off in the middle of the night. Say, around 2am. It's still hot as fuck today, but nowhere near as oppressive as yesterday. We have a day off to do laundry and regroup, and then we're off to the races again. Mmm....day off. Love it.

Crickett

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.23.05 @ 11:11 AM pt [Pretty Mess Review">link]

Open for Anal 3 - Venus

Yesterday was origianally supposed to be a Taste Her Ass 3 scene, but we lost the other girl so I changed to a scene for Open for Anal 3. I knew it was going to be a hot scene - Venus and Manuel really dig each other.




kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.22.05 @ 03:36 PM pt [Open for Anal 3 - Venus">link]

Open for Anal 3 - Venus & Manuel

From my friend Crickett's LiveJournal entry:

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Friday, July 22nd, 2005
2:08 am

We shot in Beverly Hills today. 9021-HO. Gorgeous house. Very nice owner with a lovely dog (who was a rescue and had been abused and so was soooo shy and broke my heart into about a millionbillion pieces) and a bunch of cats (that we didn't see) and let us bring Buster into the house so he didn't have to stay outside in the crippling heat.

It was originally supposed to be a scene for Taste Her Ass 3, but one of the girls had a broken booty and it was just Manuel Ferrara and Venus, doing a scene for Open For Anal 3. It suited the two of them juuuust fine. We didn't even really need to be there, honestly, and Venus was saying that she didn't even care whether or not she got paid. (She said this AFTER fucking Manuel. So you KNOW it was good.)

Holy fucking shit, okay? THIS scene, today, is why porn is being shot, and why people watch other people fuck. Kylie herself said the scene was "electric". I just say it was incredibly fucking hot. Like, amazingly hot. The chemistry was there BIG TIME, and those two barely waited for us before they started going at each other.

Manuel Ferrara, unlike many other men in the business, really really knows what he's doing when it comes to fucking. It's not just sticking your penis in various holes. That doesn't always do the trick. The smart little French boy (with an astonishing ass, I must say, even if he DID show some fierce trucker-butt in them jeans) knows that even when it's not making luuuuuuuurve, even when it's just hot, animalistic, raw circus sex, there are certain things that you can do to make the woman you're putting your penis into just RAVENOUSLY hot for you. He should teach a motherfuckin' class at Learning Annex.



See, Manuel started off talkin'. Talkin' and kissin' and talkin' some more. And no matter what, unless his mouth was engaged otherwise, he was talkin'. Giving orders, exclaiming about the action, and getting really close to talk quietly in her ear. That alone is worth the price of admission for us, boys. THEN, he somehow managed to let her know that she's more than just a vagina and tits on some convenient legs. He kept saying, "Look at me. Look at me! I want to see who I'm fucking." Woop....there go my knees now. Which is fine, really. I won't need those, because MY PANTIES are wet enough that I'll just sliiiiide right across the floor. When he decided that it was time to change positions, he just picked the bitch up and put her where he wanted her. This girl was so friggin' hot during all of this, lovin' it so much that she was actually reduced to biting the comforter on the bed. She screamed. She came (more than once, and they were real). She got her ass smacked. She got her foot sucked and her heel chewed. This guy was all over the place, and they were both just the happiest people on the planet.

Someday, I will have sex like that. Until then, I have batteries. Soon enough, you all will be able to get this movie and then you'll be able to watch it for yourself. I was there, I saw it in person, and I can't imagine that it even GETS hotter than that.

Crickett

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.22.05 @ 03:31 PM pt [Open for Anal 3 - Venus & Manuel">link]

Ass Wreckage 3 - Kelly Wells

Forgotten note from yesterday: Kelly Wells shoved her fist into her own ass. Of course the only place you might get to see it is in the BTS or here on my site.


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.22.05 @ 03:30 PM pt [link]

Ass Wreckage 3 - Inside Kelly's Ass

kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.22.05 @ 03:30 PM pt [link]

Ass Wreckage 3 - Kelly & the boys

Be sure to read the journal entry before this one for all the details from the shoot!




kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.22.05 @ 03:29 PM pt [link]

Ass Wreckage 3 - final scene

Finally! I started shooting this movie in , er...what, like April?

Anyway, I have the new Harry Potter book to read so I am going to bed and leaving you with part of Crickett's LiveJournal entry - if you are wondering why I keep posting my friend Crickett's LiveJournal entries it's because a) she writes about it and I am lazy and can steal it for my journal and b) I like the outside of porn sort of perspective she has, like it's all sorta new and c) she has a whacked sense of humor. So while she is in town staying at my place for the next month you might see a few more of these...

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From Crickett's LiveJournal Entry:

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

11:30 pm Ginger, b/b/g A, DP, and one sore peepee.

Today I got to meet a porn legend. I've wanted to meet her for some time, and finally got the chance, because we shot at her house.

I got to meet Ginger Lynn. She's really fucking cool. Her house is gorgeous, but she was by far the best thing in it. Well, she also has cool pets (a Maine Coon who's just as boneless and floppy as the breed gets and a giant Rottie who likes to splay on the floor and make sad faces at everyone). But yeah. Ginger. Dang. So cool.

It was hot as hell today, which sucked a whole lot. Thankfully, we were inside for much of it, shooting a b/b/g A DP scene (boy/boy/girl Anal double penetration). The girl was Kelly Wells, and I think that she's possessed. The second that she got a penis in her, she began channelling other people (or so it sounded), speaking in tongues, and calling on "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!". The noises that came out of that girl kinda scared me, but it was the BEST when they got into the DP and she started sounding like a female Ric Flair. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kelly Wells. Nature Girl.

The boys were Michael Stefano (who just kept looking at me but wouldn't introduce himself. He finally walked over while he was naked and...ahem..."readying himself for the scene", so I looked up from my little BTS cam and said, "Oh hi there. I'm sure you'll pardon me if I don't shake hands." and introduced myself.) and John "Hallmark Channel" Strong. Whenever he leaves a set, at least one woman is left smelling like him. Today, it was me. He is quite fond of his cologne. Poor John was having a tough time because a BJ he'd gotten earlier in the week was done with far too many teeth involved. He was sore and swollen (beyond the normal swelling, kthx) and had even been concerned enough to go to the doctor. The doctor told him to take it easy, which was (of course) why he was doing a DP for us today.

After we got done shooting (scene went fine, somewhat funny BTS was shot, everybody cleaned up and got dressed), we found some lunch, picked up the dog from the groomer's (heh...he got cleaned and shaved and he's all handsome and less smelly now. Nothing the groomer can do about the buttbreath), and headed back. We were going to head to La Jolla for the 48 Hour Film Festival, but K. and I decided that with an early morning tomorrow, it'd be best if at least HALF of the shooting team tried to get some sleep tonight. The boys went, and they'll be back late, so it's just us goils in the house tonight. We're chillin' out, havin' girl talk, eatin' avocado on corn chips...

Crickett

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.20.05 @ 11:35 PM pt [link]

Kylie Dead 1

I just got back from director Nic Andrews' place where we shot some really cool crime scene photos for the opening for his new huge movie Dark Angels 2. I have included several of them...just click on the photo links below.

Also included after the 4th photo is my friend Crickett's LiveJournal Entry from today's shoot.

Warning: these are not for the faint at heart or anyone who might be seriously disturbed by photos of me dead. Okay, I have warned you now, go look. If you dare.

KylieDead1

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.19.05 @ 10:47 PM pt [link]

Kylie Dead 2

Feeling a bit disturbed yet? Here have another...

KylieDead2

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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.19.05 @ 10:45 PM pt [link]

Kylie Dead 3

Here is another creepy Kylie dead photo for you sickos.

KylieDead3


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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.19.05 @ 10:42 PM pt [link]

Kylie Dead 4

Here is the last one. Eerie, huh?

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Thanks to Nic Andrews for shooting these, it's kind nifty seeing yourself as a dead body. It's not something everyone gets to experience.

Crickett's LiveJournal Entry for the day:

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KYLIE IRELAND IS DEAD.
Well, at least she was for a bit this afternoon. She's fine now. Also, she's less sticky and more clothed.

Quotes from the day:

I'm gonna dribble it on ya, and then I'm gonna smear it. - Nic "I'm not half the man I used to be, which made me twice the man I used to be" Andrews

Just act like someone's shoving something really huge up your ass. - Nic Andrews

Durrr...I'm a professional photographer! - Kylie Ireland

Oh FUCK, it just went off right in my face! - Nic Andrews

TOUCH MY BUTT! No really! Touch it! Right here! - Nic Andrews

OH MY GOD! You have pubic hair!!! - A dancing with delight Nic Andrews

All in all, it was a pretty quick shoot and a delightful dinner afterwards. The photos, by the way, are for Nic's new movie Dark Angels 2 and until I see the finished product, I won't fire the entire adult industry from making vampire movies. But it'd better be good, cuz I'm awful close. Looks like it's due out in September, but the website has the trailer, and it's pretty nifty. Go look.

Crickett

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Thanks Crickett for keeping track of the quotes - that was cool. For more stories listen in to Kylie Live tomorrow night at 9pm on www.ksexradio.com.



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 07.19.05 @ 10:31 PM pt [link]