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The Daily Grind
Thursday, June 23rd
Gone to NY
Just a quick note to let you all know I am leaving for Long Island tonight on the red-eye - yuck - and will be home again next Wednesday, I am sure with stories and photos.
There is an all-new, pre-taped show on Kylie Live tonight on KSEX Radio.
The webcams are still giving me fits of grief, I think I need a new wireless router, so they are kind of working, not-really-most-of-the-time. Either way, it doesn't make a bit of difference if they crash this weekend since I won't be home anyway. I'll get that new router in when I get home and see if that does the trick.
That's it. Have a good weekend, I know I will...:)
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.23.05 @ 09:24 AM pt [link]
Sunday, June 19th
g/g in NY
Well, okay, it's not really New York, it's Long Island. Montauk to be exact, which is waaaaayy out on the Eastern tip of Long Island. The producer of Stuntgirl 1 & 2 is financing and directing a big g/g feature at a beautiful waterfront house in Montauk and he is flying a gaggle of us girls out there for it. Bryn (Eli) and I are going along with Julie Night, Katrina Kraven, Nicki Hunter, Trinity Post and Venus...this is going to be a fun movie. :)
We fly out late Thursday on the red-eye to NY (I'll be pre-taping my KSEX radio show with Eli & Crickett this Monday afternoon) we arrive in at something ridiculous like 7:30 am, then Johnny Taurus (the producer/director) will pick us up and take us to the Montauk house were we will all be staying for the weekend. Friday will be relaxing at the house, Saturday and Sunday are shoot days and Monday we are all staying to kick it on the beach and soak up the sun and have a day off. Going home Tuesday. It's going to be a pretty cake trip. Each girl will do 3 scenes including the big group scene with all of us; that's why it was pretty cool of Johnny to let me pick the girls I wanted to bring... In addition to the movie, Bryn and I are bringing the video camera and my still camera so we can also get some content for all our websites. Supposedly there is a beach scene and a boat scene - weather cooperating. I bought some new bikinis just for the movie...
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.19.05 @ 11:37 AM pt [link]
Friday, June 17th
Shakin'
How 'bout them earthquakes? Four in five days...boy are we due for another big one. The one the other morning at 8:30 I was awakened seconds before it hit by the critters. Buster jumped up and I heard his nails clicking on the floor and the kitties that were sleeping on the bed all bolted upright, then it shook. It's pretty amazing how they know.
Yesterday afternoon's was not that bad - the dishes shook and everything rattled and that was about it. The other 2 we didn't feel this far down but we were amused by the tsunami warning.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.17.05 @ 11:47 AM pt [link]
Big Loser
So I am not an Ultimate Poker Babe. Well, okay, I am but I am not the winner. Nonetheless, it was fun. Typical of anything in Hollywood, I sat around for 2 1/2 hours before they finally threw me into makeup, then rushed me by saying they needed me in 15 minutes. Hey, not my fault, I had been there waiting, but nonetheless I HATE being rushed. Luckily the makeup artist rocked and I looked pretty damn good to start - it was a hundred degrees in the studio so we all melted pretty quickly.
I played fairly well, but I was sitting next to Jenna Haze who a) couldn't make a decision to save her soul, and b) didn't know how to "check", she always bet. Therefore, to stay in a couple times I had to bet too when I shouldn't have. Sigh.
The girls who played were Britney Sky, Stephany Swift, Tera Patrick, Alexis Amore, Jenna Haze and myself.
After the taping when we were all sweating, melted, tired and hungry, the photographer came chasing me to get my photo set they didn't have time to shoot before the show...I snuck out the back door. :)
Crickett (who went with me as moral support) and I headed out to Fred's 62 for dinner then strolled down to The Dresden Room so Crickett could experience Marty & Elaine. That brought a smile to our faces for sure. For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, if you are ever in LA you just have to go there for the experience. Trust me.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.17.05 @ 11:30 AM pt [link]
Tuesday, June 14th
Poker Babes
So it seems I got myself into this poker tournament called The Ultimate Poker Babes. Originally I agreed to do it with Nicki Hunter since occasionally we get a bunch of people together to play poker on weekends. I figured with Nicki it would be fun. Well it's still going to be fun but Nicki can't make the shooting dates because this week she is shooting a vampire movie.
Monday, the first day, was photos, interviews and poker boot camp. It was held at a house that Marilyn Monroe used to own on Laurel Canyon Blvd. It was an easy day. The other girls in my game are going to be Stephany Swift, Brittany Sky, Jenna Haze, and Tera Patrick...well it's supposed to be Tera. She never showed on Monday so I don't know if she is still in it.
We shoot tomorrow, Wednesday. We are playing sort of a fucked up version of Texas Hold 'Em, twisted more so everyone loses faster. Well, it IS strip poker after all...the point is to get naked. The winner takes home $5000 in addition to their fee for being on the show. Wish me luck!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.14.05 @ 07:56 PM pt [link]
Erotica LA - day 3
Well, I lived through another Erotica LA! Sunday was pretty mello, alot of people but really nothing out-of-the-ordinary to speak of. Crickett and I bought really cool big furry boxes that lock from a company called Tight Box. The cats are very amused by it.
I was completely wiped out, those conventions really take it outta me. We headed to our favorite Japanese noodle place then watched a bunch of BTS footage from varying movies - Crickett may be coming back in July and if she does Bryn and I are putting her to work. There is going to be alot of shooting going on around here in July.
Anyway here, once again, is Crickett's LiveJournal on day 3 of Erotica LA:
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From the LiveJournal of Crickett
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
5:10 pm Erotica LA, Day 3
Okay, by day 3 of ANY convention, most of the participants are OVER IT. As were we. But we forged ahead, with the promise that there would be a Tight Box in our future if we were good girls and toughed it out. Now granted, I'm not spending my day getting groped and having to smile with the sweating masses for photos, but I'll tell you something. I DO walk around at armpit level.
ATTENTION FANBOYS: BATHE, YOU BASTARDS!!! Ahem.
Yes yes, there were some stinky mofos there who only get out of their houses for smut conventions, it would seem. Pyoooo! Smelleh.
Got to see Sarah Blake and Justine Joli and as always, they were lovely. Slightly snarky by day three, but who can blame them? It's funny, because a lot of people don't think that porn girls have brains in their heads (and indeed, there are quite a few who do not). They also think that because these girls fuck on film, they must be perfectly happy to be grabbed and molested by total strangers. Untrue. Evidence: Some guy was posing with Sarah Blake for a photo and was sliding his hand nonchalantly down to her ass. She moved said hand back up to her hip and said to him sweetly, "Just because I'm a porn star doesn't mean you can't be a gentleman." Amen, sister. Then there's her responses to the question (when the person is pointing to a photo of the girl in question), "Is that you?" She would either say, "No, it's my mom." or "That's NOT the way to start a conversation. Say hello." I love that girl. J-girl was chillin', drinkin' her wine and doing her best to deal with the crowds, although she has her gorgeously snarky side as well. Yet another reason I adore her.
By the time we had a mere hour left, I finally retreated to the PXP booth with my knitting. Hiding from the masses from within the fishbowl of the booth. Aaaah....it was much less smelly in there. When it was all over, we fled quickly to hit the Tight Box booth, and now I can proudly say that Kylie and I BOTH have a Tight Box of our very own. And it's fuzzy. You sweat us, and that's quite alright. We understand.
So now, I'm here until Tuesday instead of leaving today. Everything's fine, it would just appear that I'm needed out here and so they twisted my arm (nearly twisted it clean off!) to stay. Also, Julie Night wants to learn to knit as well. Important stuff! (Especially after seeing how much sitting around fucking off happens on a set. Yesterday was a learning experience.)
Talk to you all soon!
Crickett
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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.14.05 @ 07:46 PM pt [link]
Sunday, June 12th
Erotica LA - day 2
Lived through Day 2. It was your typical convention day. I was surprised at the amount of familiar faces I saw, fans and admirerers that I of course recongnized but can never remember names. That is my downfall - I never remember names. Quite a few KSEX Radio listeners too. Received lots of presents too. Someone thought I was Jewel DeNyle. Julie Night and I took a slow ride on the mechanical bull provided by the kind people over at AVN Magazine. (Photos to come.)
Once again, my friend Crickett's LiveJournal entry to amuse us all:
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From Crickett's LiveJournal
2:46 pm Erotica LA, Day 2
Well I said yesterday that I was going to look for Jimmy D and sure enough, I found him. We got out of the car and started walking toward the convention center only to find Himself having a grand old time verbally sparring with one of the (as Kylie calls them) God Botherers. Of course there was a video camera running, because our lovely Jimmy is quite the little press darling these days. We were attempting to stand to the side and let him have his spotlight, but of course he spotted us and called us over ("Excuse me, young lady! Would you come here for a moment?"). We wound up on camera too, and though I don't know if we'll survive the final cut, it was enough for us to have to sign releases. For MTV Networks. Which means, of course, that I've finally signed away my soul to de debbil. In perpetuity. Throughout the universe. And I didn't even get the scotch egg that I always put on my rider.
After that, we headed in to the convention itself and I managed to get Kylie to her booth without *too* much bother. It was definitely more packed than Friday, though, which made things difficult indeed.
What did I see? I saw a shitload of clowns (*twitch*) capering and frolicking around the mechanical bull (I wonder if they HAD to be there as part of the rental contract. "You vant bool? You take clowns."). I saw Kylie, who saw Hillary Scott eating a pickle. I saw Flower Tucci saying all the things that every other porn star that was signing there wanted to be saying. (They would all crowd around her ass, and kiss it, and put their noses in it, and she'd say things like, "Oops! I just farted!" or "Yeah...I think Lexington Steele's cum is still leakin' outta there" or "I wonder what they'd say if I told them I just took a HUGE dump?") I saw Barret Blade (if you've watched pr0n at my house, you know who he is, he's the delivery guy in that funny movie Sex In The Valley). I saw Ron Jeremy. I saw Kylie blush.
What did I get? I did NOT get nachos. I got a t-shirt proclaming that I have a Tight Box, and indeed I may by the end of the day today. They're nifty, and Kylie wants one too. Doesn't EVERYONE want a Tight Box??? I got Sum Poosie, and I'll tell you all about that later. I got groped by a male porn star/stoner extraordinaire Chris Evans, who reassured me that we didn't have to even have sex, he could just lick my pussy for an hour or so. Then he gnawed on my breast some more. I got told that I smell good. I got a t-shirt from Jimmy D that says, "Jesus Loves Porn Stars". I got some knitting done.
Later in the evening, when it was time for me to take a cigarette break, I had the distinct pleasure of happening upon two of the wizened, embittered (but still quite amusing) Elders of the porn biz out kibbutzing near the convention center entrance. The goofy and sweaty Jimmy D (this time, amazingly, sans video crew) and the lovely and disgruntled David Aaron Clark (who sends me nice emails). I sat at their feet (well, not literally) and soaked up the wisdom being casually tossed out, made a few wisecracks, and sent the men on their way. It ws time for me to go back inside.
We were fucking beat by the time we closed out the day, but we came back to the house, got some clothes on the whore, and went to the dinner store. Dinner turned out to be had at a place called Alexander's Brite Spot. Damn them, they had no hash browns, but they did have lovely bacon. It's a damn cool place, and the upholstery on the booths is a shiny shiny deeeeep red colour that I love. However, everyone knows it's cool because the goddamn clowns showed up (*shudder*). Seemed like they had an awfully big vehicle for so few clowns...
Then we came back here, cracked each other up for a while, and I herded Kylie to bed. BAAAAAA!!!! BAA! But she fended me off by whacking me in the tit with a giant lady bug. Too bad the webcams were down. Heh. That woulda been damn funny for her to have to explain to some totally confused fan.
Now? I have to go bathe my monkey ass so that we can wrap this damn thing up. Day Three, comin' atcha like a load in the eye. Now I know where to find Justine Joli, so I'm gonna pester her like mad. Hooray for pestering!
Okay, I go now. I smell, and I'd rather leave that to the mobs of drooling fans.
Crickett
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kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.12.05 @ 10:25 PM pt [link]
Saturday, June 11th
Erotica LA 2005 - day 1
It's going on 2 am, I spent the day at the convention starting at 3 pm. Was on the air for Playboy's XM radio from 4-7 with Christy Canyon. We had a great time but were completely wiped from 3 fast paced hours of interviewing girl after girl after girl. We went to get a bite to eat with some of the listeners from XM Radio and I stalled not wanting to head back to sign at Platinum X's booth. Finally made it back there, after hobnobbing with the Playboy crowd, at about 9:30 pm. I signed for an hour and a half then we were outta there. I'll be heading back in to sign tomorrow afternoon sometime.
I'll try to check in tomorrow too. I have been taking lots of pictures.
My friend Crickett who is staying with me for the weekend typed the following in her LiveJournal after we got back home. It sort of sums up the day. Enjoy.
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From the LiveJournal of Crickett
Saturday, June 11th, 2005
3:50 am Erotica LA, Day One
Today was opening day of Erotica LA, and I was there aaaaall day long. My companion, the lovely and talented Kylie Ireland was doing Playboy Radio (XM 205) and then later signing for Platinum X Pictures, so we were both in for the long haul.
It was packed straight off, the line for tickets almost to the doors of the convention center. Waiting in line I saw a shorter, fatter Elvis and a person whom I SWEAR is the Missing Link, as well as many other amusing people.
There were other events happening at the LA Convention Center today, most notably an Anthony Robbins motivational workshop with a title that could be applied to many of the things being sold in the hall that housed ELA: Unleash The Power Within. This amuses me greatly. There was also a Home Renovating and Decorating show going on. Needless to say, the mix of people in the convention center was...eclectic.
Who did I see? Well, I saw: Belladonna (who looks stunning after having a baby just 5 months ago), Michelle Lay, Lisa Sparxxx, Melissa Lauren, Sandra Romain, Christy Canyon, Kaylani Lei, Keiko, Katrina Kraven, Flower Tucci, Nicki Hunter, and a whole bunch of other whores too numerous to name.
What did I see? AVN put in a mechanical bull, and watching the macho fanboys try to ride that fucker was FAR too amusing. I had to walk away, otherwise I probably would have soiled my pants from laughing so hard. I saw Carmen Luvana eating a pickle. I saw a sweating porn fan carrying a gift bag for his latest Favourite Slut. I watched Kylie start a commotion at the MofoWear booth just because she wanted a photo of Flower Tucci and Katrina Kraven bending over and showing their asses. Suddenly, every attendee with a camera swarmed over and we couldn't get out! We had to reason with them loudly in order to escape.
Once again, the dearth of cute girl-shirts being given away was apparent and sad. More giant white tents with logos were being handed out. The only girl-shirt I got was from Danni's Hard Drive. What the shit, people??? Let's get crackin' already! Make with the tanky tops for all those chicks walkin' around! Like ME!
I spent v. little money on merch today, mostly window shopped to make up my mind and see what was available. The most amusing thing by far? The Tight Box booth, which has these lovely wooden boxes, with lock, covered in outrageously coloured fake fur. The insides are also upholstered and padded, and I simply must have the fuchsia and black one that matches my hair. After all, accessorizing is *everything*, no?
The BEST thing I saw? Well, you boys and girls that like your women less anoretic and more bountiful are gonna LOVE me for this link. See, there's a new magazine out that doesn't treat fat chicks like a "novelty". It's pretty like Playboy, not gross and badly lit like something along the lines of Big Butt. It hasn't even hit the stands yet, but I have a copy and I'm gonna link ya so that you can get your very own. It's called Bodacious, and I'm so fucking happy that I was a complete retard at their booth. I jumped around, I squealed, I said loudly, "FAT CHICKS UNITE!" I bought the premiere issue, they gave me a t-shirt. If you're tired of the same old same old when it comes to your BBW mags, click the damn link for Bodacious and SIGN THE FUCK UP!!!
Now, I have blisters and I'm tired. Tomorrow's another day at the show, but I highly doubt that I'll be there all day. I'm seeking out Jimmy D, who swears he'll be there, as well as the stunning Justine Joli and the cranky DCypher. Wish me luck. I'll have to wade through the moistened masses in order to find them. There is fear in my heart, but this intrepid reporter will NOT let her readers down.
Sunday, I'm strongly considering checking out this Musee des Femmes. Sounds like a lovely way to pass a Sunday evening. Tonight, however, I must knit and then sleep. Thank heavens there's about nine different "energy drink" companies handing out free samples at the show. I'll need all the help I can get.
Crickett
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Note from Kylie: I am still laughing at "I saw Carmen Luvana eating a pickle".
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.11.05 @ 02:22 AM pt [link]
Wednesday, June 8th
Webcam trouble
Just a heads up that the webcams are being finicky. Really, they have minds of their own! I am trying to sort out the problem although it may have to wait until Monday due to Erotica LA. My apologies.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.08.05 @ 11:26 PM pt [link]
Erotica LA 2005 schedule etc.
So this weekend is Erotica LA. This is one of your opportunities to catch me out in public pretending to be a porn star. So if you are in the LA area come out and say hi!
Friday I will be braodcasting live from the convention with Christy Canyon for Playboy Radio from 4-7 then I'll head over to the Platinum X booth (#321) afterwards. Saturday and Sunday I'll be signing autographs at the PXP booth sometime during the day; I am not scheduled so to speak so I would imagine I will be lurking about sometime in the afternoons/early evenings.
L.A. Convention Center
550 S. Flower St.
Los Angeles, CA 90071
Convention hours:
Friday - 4:00pm to 11:00pm
Saturday -11:00am to 11:00pm
Sunday - 1:00am to 6:00pm
Our good friend and KSEX chat regular Crickett (aka Porn Store Princess, PSP, PCP, Crockett or Elisno1fan) is flying in late tonight to hang out for the weekend, she will of course be joining us at KSEX for Kylie Live followed by Temptation. I imagine she will be running around at Erotica LA causing trouble as well. Oh, yes and of course Crickett will be at Porn Star Karoke next Tuesday and NO I won't be joining her there. Singing bad songs in a bar is just not my cup of tea these days.
There are lots of parties throughout the weekend, although I rarely make an appearance at any of them. Being that I am clean & sober for 3 years, 10 month (on the 12th) I don't make for much of a party animal these days. Since Crickett is in town though she may try to drag me to one of them.
Tomorrow (Thursday) I will also be filling in on Playboy radio with Christy. Tiffany Granath is getting married on the 12th so Playboy is giving her a little extra time off. That's why I am on Thursday and Friday. It should be fun though - Christy and I have done signings together in the past and she is a really cool chick!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.08.05 @ 02:26 PM pt [link]
Shame on me!
I haven't written in here in a week! That is terrible! Now I have to play catch up...
Last Thursday evening award winning director Ren Savant and my number one fan (card-carrying original fan club member 00001) Ronald, joined Eli and I in the studio for Kylie Live. It was sort of an all around birthday celebration, with me and Lorrainiac and Cuzz (from the show after mine - Temptation) since all of our birthdays fell in the same 3 week period. There was cake, booze and presents all around and both show were a blast!
Ronald brought presents for the three of us, and a big cake!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.08.05 @ 01:30 PM pt [link]
Catching up
Now that's a motley crew!
The rest of the week has been pretty mello, I have been working on my website and Julie Night's, working out, working on the boxcover for my upcoming release Open for Anal 2, etc, etc.
Friday I got a email from a guy at Forbes Magazine, it seems he had just seen No Man's Land 39, visited my website and wanted to write an article on my mini-empire! When I was done laughing my ass off I called him back and explained that there wasn't much to tell. No empire here, in fact my bankruptcy (due to my divorce) just went through last year - not much of a Forbes-style success story there! But we both got a laugh out of it.
Playboy Radio finally made their decision on the new co-host and althought it came down to three of us the job went to Christy Canyon. I was pretty bummed because they had dragged this decision on for so long I had started to get my hopes up. The good news is that I will still be filling in when needed - I am sort of the permanent fill-in co-host - and since I was approved by XM Radio (the decision came down to Playboy ultimately) maybe there are opportunities in the future. Christy will be really good though, she was my second choice - after me.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.08.05 @ 01:29 PM pt [link]
Kittenface
Someone furry and snuggly was apparantly trying to get my attention while I was playing City of Heroes the other night.
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.08.05 @ 01:29 PM pt [link]
Kittenface part 2
But look how CUTE I am!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.08.05 @ 01:28 PM pt [link]
Wednesday, June 1st
Kylie Live!!!
Kylie Live -- (Live!) - June 2, 2005 -- Last week I took my birthday off, so this week is apparently party time. Special guests, including Ronald; aka 'KyliesNo1Fan', will be joining Eli and I in the studio for a birthday celebration for not only myself but Temptation's Lorraniac and Cuzz. It's gonna be a wild one!
kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 06.01.05 @ 09:23 PM pt [link]
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