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Wednesday, May 14th

Kylie joins Lexi Lamour on RudeTV.com Wed 5/14


Last week Eli Cross and I stopped in to hassle Wankus on www.rudetv.com and a hysterical time was had by all…this week I am going back to RudeTV for more! This time, destination Memory Lane with blonde hottie Lexi Lamour on her show ‘RoadWhores’….and oh, boy, let me tell you that this will be some good storytellin’ fun here my friends…
Let’s see if I can remember all the good stories from my years dancing on tour in stripclubs:

• Falling off the stage in Dallas – check
• Falling down on stage in Chicago then getting fired for being drunk – check
• Banging the owner of the club in Missouri – check
• It’s SLUTWEEK at the O’Farrell - check
• Making friends with the rat in my hotel room in Seattle – check
• Drinking with a Hell’s Angel in San Jose – check
• Almost burning down the New Century Theater in SF – check

…and this is only a few of the gems I can share with you…6 years of dancing on the road, 2 weeks a month…that’s a lot of trouble you can get into!

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But you will have to tune in to find out all the really good details!

When: Wednesday, May 14th at 6pm
Where: www.rudetv.com - it’s free! Just go sign up and listen/watch…
Who: with Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage
Why: because you are dying to hear these stories and/or you have nothing better to do


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 05.14.08 @ 12:01 AM pt [link]


Sunday, May 11th

Own a Piece of Porno History!


Own a Piece of Porno History!

(aka Kylie Ireland's personal gyno table)

Gyno Table on Estarbids.com

This is the gyno table that I currently own, it has a very long and colorful history. I am not sure of it's origins but I know this table has been around since I have been in the business and that is over 14 years.

When I was new it sat at the studio in Chatsworth that most porn alumni know as The Stage (before that it was called Trac Tech Studios and before that Ron Vogel's). Every company shot at The Stage and there were shoots there nearly every day until it finally closed in 2002. If a porn company needed a doctor's office or a medical set, this gyno table was there. You have no idea the amount of porn poeple - legends - that have been banged on this table. The number of movies it has been featured in is countless: off the top of my head I remember several scenes of my own on this table (before I owned it) including an anal scene in 'Pornomatic 2001'(Wicked) with Lee Stone and an anal scene with Steve Hatcher in one of my favorite movies 'Raw: The Rise and Fall of a Porn Star' (VCA)... and I know this is the table Ginger Lynn did her scene with Sean Michaels on in 'New Wave Hookers 6' (VCA)and Marilyn Chambers did a scene is her comeback movie 'Still Insatiable' (VCA) on it as well.

I aquired it from the final owner when The Stage closed and I have had it ever since. In 2004 Eli Cross and I moved into our downtown LA warehouse loft and it has been a part of our dungeon in our home ever since. Since we also rent our loft out for movie shoots, the gyno table's history certainly didn't end there. In addion to the companies that have shot here like Penthouse, Hellfire Sex, Wicked, Vivid, Evil Angel and so on, I have featured it in several of the Platinum X titles I have directed including 'Defiled in Style' as well as movies I directed for DVSX (Twisted as Fuck), Adam & Eve/Bad Seed (Bitch & Moan 2), and SexZ Pictures.

I have also spent my own share of time on it in my personal life as well. But Eli and I are making room for some new dungeon furniture and have decided it's time for the gyno table to find a new home. So we are offering it up for sale.

Talk about a conversation piece!

Virtually every major adult star - from Jenna Jameson to Ginger Lynn to Marilyn Chambers to Kylie Ireland - has had sex on this table at one time or another. (But don't worry; it's been scrupulously cleaned to scour off the porno cooties).

On a more practical level, the table has some scuffs and scrapes to its veneer, but no gouges or deep scratches. The upholstery has a tear near the foot of the table, but is otherwise in excellent shape.

The drawers, doors and fixtures are all tight and in good shape.

With a small amount of time and effort, this table could be restored to pristine condition.

Forms of payment include: money order/cashiers check, personal check, wire transfer, credit card (transaction fees may apply).

*VERY IMPORTANT*
You are responsible for pick up/delivery or shipping of this item. We are not responsible for shipping this to you and the price does not include shipping.

If you have any questions please contact me at kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com.


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 05.11.08 @ 01:23 PM pt [link]


Friday, May 9th

Kylie, Derrick & Eva test new radio show for Playboy/Sirius


For the last 2 plus years I have been doing a radio show on Friday nights for Playboy Radio on Sirius Satellite. It’s called Private Calls, basically it’s me setting up a topic, relating a story of my own on said topic and then taking calls from listeners about it. It’s tougher than you think, doing radio in a room, alone. No one laughs at your jokes. Well, not that you can hear anyway.

I love radio, it’s what I have always wanted to do; I went to college for it. Strange the way life brings you back around full circle isn’t it? While I enjoy being on the radio and I like talking to the fans/listeners I have decided it’s time for something a bit different…something to shake things up a bit. So I pitched a new radio show idea at Playboy…and they gave me the go ahead to do a test show…
And we did the first show tonight.

The Friday Night Threeway. Think of it like a couple seeking out a girl for a threeway to keep the relationship interesting and to spice things up. It’s me, porn stud Derrick Pierce and then every Friday a different girl comes on the show…not just as a guest, but as a co-host. Gives us something new to look at and talk to, it’s like an extended interview and adds a different perspective and opinion every week keeping it fresh. It’s a threeway! Derrick and I get to know the “threeway girl” a bit then delve into a topic…

What spawned this idea? Really it was sitting talking with Derrick one day. I have actually known him for years but it wasn’t until some good in-depth pillow talk that I realized that he is a much more together individual than I ever gave him credit for. Derrick is an interesting guy; yes, he tries to play off this I-am-a- tough-guy persona but underneath he is just a teddy bear. He is educated and well spoken, respectful of women (he was raised in a predominantly female household) and has a good sense of humor. He can laugh at himself and dish it out just as well. He is not afraid to say it the way it is but still has the ability to be politically correct. Derrick is active with sports and motorcycles and in the pre-porn years was a personal trainer & taught karate; he’s very much a guy’s guy but at the same time is good-looking and a total charmer; a true ladies’ man. He has been doing porn for over 2 years now and has been in hundred of movies and loves to tell the stories…

Me? Well, you know me. I have been around the block a few times: I have sex on camera and love to dish on all the various stories and experience that comes with being in the adult industry for 14 years in a variety of areas. I survived a 10 year marriage followed by a 3 year divorce and am currently in an open relationship. I have nothing to hide and my life and experiences are an open book. I am opinionated and will defend or debate my stance on any subject. Derrick and I play well together. We have worked together on camera. And now we are going to be arguing like a little old married couple on the radio.

So tonight we did the first show. I was nervous. I spent the afternoon totally over-producing the show. Really, we used only a portion of the material I brought to the table. Our first “threeway girl” was Eva Angelina. When Derrick and I talked about this we knew we needed someone perfect for the first show. We agreed Eva was who we wanted, and we scored. Eva was indeed perfect. She is hot as fuck and popular as ever. She has tons of movies coming out and is winning every award the industry has right now. She is the perfect combination of outspoken, feisty, opinionated and crazy. Derrick, Eva and I all worked on the multiple award-winning movie Upload last summer so we knew each other well.

I have to say that I thought the show was a success. Sure, it was a first-time show and was a little ADD and scatterbrained. A bit unhinged even. But that’s expected with a brand new show. Maybe we strayed off topic but it was hysterical where we went. All in all I was extremely pleased with the way it went. Eva was brilliant, Derrick was entertaining and everything I thought he would be in a co-host.
Derrick and I started off by talking about the week, what we were up to, what’s up with this show…then Eva joined us and it got crazier, she played our dorky game of Question in a Hat, regaled us with her threeway stories and jumped right in to help me pick on Derrick (it’s so easy). Derrick in turn held his own with the two of us, shared his stories from the set and from his bedroom, argued intelligently, Defended Mankind successfully and then at the end of the show when we opened up the phone lines to the listeners…Derrick received the lion share of the calls and questions…including a chick who was a fan of his and totally made him blush!

All in all it was harder than I expected…being the ringleader of that show. But considering it was merely a wee glimmer of an idea in my head less than a week ago…I am pretty pleased with the outcome. It was witty, fast paced, informative and funny. It was sexy and naughty and entertaining.
So there it was, the first edition of The Friday Night Threeway. Hopefully not the last. If Playboy liked it, we might get to make it a regular show…cross your fingers, perhaps we will be on again next Friday. If you listened in please send me an email and tell me what you thought.



kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 05.09.08 @ 11:53 PM pt [link]


Wednesday, May 7th

Kylie & Eli on RudeTV.com Thurs night!



For those of you who are fans of the ever-so-random podcasts Eli & I do...and those who remember us back in the day when we had Kylie Live on KSEX Radio, you remember how much fun it was...

And now, from the brilliantly wacked out mind of KSEX creator Wankus comes www.RudeTV.com. It's the same basic idea...only snazzed up and shinier. Live Webcasts and chats with lots of craziness, gossip and sex!

Thursday evening May 8th at 8pm PST my sig. oth. and SexZ Pictures contract director Eli Cross and I will be joining Wankus on his show Smell My Finger for some reminiscing, fun and shenannigans. Won't you join us?

Did I mention that it's FREE? Just go to www.rudetv.com and sign up. That's it.

See you there!

Kylie


kylie@kylieireland.com">kylie@kylieireland.com">Kylie on 05.07.08 @ 11:29 PM pt [link]




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