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02/05/2007: "Getting fucked..."

Okay, I have a little bone to pick here.

But before I get to that let me start properly…I was doing a little online research, preparing to update my movie list on my website. Looking up titles of stuff I was in this last year to make sure the titles hadn’t been changed, getting release dates and such…and I was simply OVERWHELMED by the compilation movies. Now I have kept good track over the years of each title I was in, who it is for and so on, I have been in about 375 movies – original movies, not comps – and I have to admit that I expected companies to comp out my shit but really, according to www.adultdvdempire.com I have 663 movies! These companies have divided and subdivided up my movies and shuffled them into every comp imaginable and have nearly doubled my movie count!

Now from my personal standpoint this makes me sad to see my work dissected like that, thrown piecemeal to the wind. Bits of some of my favorite titles like Raw: The Rise and Fall of a Porn Star, One Sleepless Night, Hayseed, Uninhibited Girl, Becoming Wet, Twist of Fate…chopped up and thrown on a DVD with other scenes of some genre like Nibble my Knob!, Dawn of the Head, and Wow, What a Rack. But on the other hand, these companies are actually lengthening my career. They are probably creating product that will be seen by whole new generation and hey, I am all for longevity in my career.

Scenes from my movies that I shot in my mid-twenties are being dropped into MILF Spectacular, Strokin’ to the Oldies: Kylie Ireland (don't even get me started!) and My Mother the Slut. This whole MILF craze drives me insane – let me tell you all something MILF stands for MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK. Newsflash, I AM NOT A MOM. And since when has any girl over the age of 25 qualified as a MILF just based on her age?

Leisure Time used to be the Compilation King – not anymore baby! Now Wicked, Vivid and Adam & Eve are all playing the major comp game. Hundreds of compilation DVD’s are spewed out per year. VCA is the worst offender by far. This company that I was a contract girl with for 5 years, which I worked for as their publicist for a year and was always proud to work for and be associated with has the WORST comp sense, if there is such a thing. When VCA sold out to Hustler that was the end of a porno era. VCA/Hustler have put out so many fucking comps this year their titles are getting longer and more unimaginative each re-release. Really, is the world in need of more CRAP like this?: There’s no Shortage of Assholes, Is That your Dick Up my Ass? #2, Tongue Sandwich, Weenie in a Bun, Happiness is a Warm Chick, Fuck me During Lunch Hour, Chicks with Meat on their Bones, Save the Last Piece of Hairpie for Me, and Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I’ve Got Cum in My Tummy. Not that Wicked should be let off the hook for Spear the Hairy Doughnut, mind you…