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11/09/2005: "The BEST review of The Whore Next Door"
I just found the best review of The Whore Next Door ever, period. He gave it an A+, 100%, deemed it a classic and the finest piece of pornography he had ever seen. I was so tickled I actually wrote the email below to the reviewer:
Reviewed by "Baconstrip" of www.baconstripreviews.com
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So I wanted to start this email out properly but I was unsure if I should address you “Dear Bacon” or “Dear Mr. Strip”. Either way I just stumbled across a review of The Whore Next Door that I somehow had overlooked…yours. I was floored. I got teary-eyed. Your review was wonderful.
Would it sound weird if I told you that you are the only reviewer that actually “got it”? You were as passionate in your reviewing as I was in the making of this movie. It was like you understood exactly the effect and shock I was going for and how much I wanted to perform in these scenes. You seemed to understand my purpose for making The Whore Next Door.
Well, after that last paragraph you are probably thinking I am insane and are locking your doors and windows, but I assure you I am not completely crazy, it was just such as surprise to hear that you saw what I was hoping my vision of this movie to be. Reading your review was like reading my thoughts that were in my head in the planning stages. Weird.
Not to mention you are the only reviewer that mentioned the male/female symbols. But I shouldn’t be surprised; you obviously see all the details.
Thank you for such praise, your review rocks.
(Or perhaps it was because you lovingly called me a whore, which turns me to mush every time.)
Kylie Ireland
www.kylieireland.com
PS. May I post it on my website with a link?
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Here are the links:
www.baconstripreviews.com
The Whore Next Door
And here, in the "Extended Text" is the text of the review: (see below there, where it says "more..."? Yeah, click there for the whole review.
Ok.
This fucking movie is perfect. There is nothing I would change.
My dream movie. A movie I would have directed.
Instead, it's directed by Kylie Ireland of all things. A woman! How does a woman come up with filthy shit like this?
What's really mind blowing about the whole thing is that Kylie cast herself as the lead in every scene of this movie. I can't say that I was ever a huge fan of this busty red head, but after seeing this I am at attention. I guess Kylie wanted to have some hot sex in front of the camera and didn't think there was anybody in the biz that could do it as well. From the looks of it, she's right.
I also love her idea of introducing each scene with the male and female symbols on a black screen. Then, with hardly any dialog or set up, we get hot, raw sex featuring Kylie herself being ravaged.
The first scene is a veggie scene featuring Kylie and two lezzies who treat our star pretty rough. Kylie has duct tape over her mouth and has her hands tied behind her back. The girls slap, choke and tear off her clothes. They perform multiple deep penetrations with a hideously large dong all the while Kylie screams. Halfway through the scene though Kylie is no longer the submissive one. She begs for it and dishes it out. Spitting and Ass to Mouth (ATM) in a lesbo scene? Wow! Homerun here and I don't even dig veggie stuff all that much.
The second scene is noticeably softer. Kylie is in a beautiful nightie with her bountiful bosom overflowing out of the top. She's fingering herself in her panties, when two studs enter the scene just seconds after it starts. Kylie immediately gives head to one guy while the other guy gets some head action soon after. Things get a bit rougher and nastier as Kylie takes some anal sex while she rims the other guy and gives him more head. But it doesn't end there. Obviously Kylie loves to get spanked and hard. Her ass gets pretty red from all the hard slaps. Kylie also wants to get double penetrated. Why else would she cast herself with two hung studs. Wow this is high intensity porn from a woman who loves it. "I want your big cock in my ass" Kylie commands! What dialogue (or what little of it there is). The anal sex and slapping continue as well as some senselss DPs. You'd think things would get old, but it just keeps building and building until one guy sprays her face and the other guy titty fucks her and blows his load all over her nice rack. Whew! I'm done right?
Wrong!
After 45 minutes of this, we're only about a THIRD of the way through. We go to a more traditional boy/girl one on one. Or so we think. Seconds after the scene starts this tatooed parolee starts slapping Kylie's huge breasts. He soon as her taking his cock ALL the way down to the balls, gagging her. But she loves it. What a whore. He literally powerfucks her mouth burying his rod down her throat, but Kylie keeps going. When Kylie does a reverse cowgirl we see that she still has a stunning body, a curvaceous honey of a body as she bounces all over his stiff cock. Of course we need to have some anal sex here as well, and get it we do. This guy doesn't spare Kylie a thing, choking and slapping her while dishing out some nasty anal sex. He blows his load uncontrollably over her head and on her face. Another wowie!
The next scene we are promised two girls and two guys. It starts with Kylie directing a couple, but they've already started having sex even before Kylie commands "action". Kylie can't control herself for long as she watches this guy's huge cock get buried deep in this girl's pussy. Before long our heroine is right in the thick of things, moving her paid starlet off that huge rod and sucking it for herself. Kylie obviously loves the size of this thing and sticks it in for a nice ride on the rigid rod while she eats out her starlet. A second stud walks in and Kylie admonishes him for being late while she's getting powerfucked. She tells him to "take off your clothes and get going". Being the good stud that he is he takes the young startlet immediately. But Kylie is a greedy director and before long, she moves the starlet aside so she can get another round of double penetrations in with these two huge animals. The starlet returns long enough to get some anal sex and allow Kylie to get some ATMs right out of the starlet's ass! Kylie decides to share and turns the studs loose for some DPs on the starlet. We then get some side by side sex as the two couples romp around the room before the two studs positively unload two huge facials right onto Kylies beautiful smile. She then shares the two prodigious loads with her starlet in a wonderfully touching ending.
After all of this, I was totally unprepared for what comes next. The next scene is over 40 minutes long and it will leave you breathless. When I saw the female and male symbols I saw one large female symbol followed by SEVEN male symbols and then two smaller female symbols, I had no idea what to make of it. The scene opens with Kylie in a black leather corset and boots walking down some basement steps. At the bottom of the staircase are two young girls with dog collars and leashes. Kylie picks each leash up and walks her to the middle of the basement where seven guys are waiting naked. She releases the two girls in opposite corners and proclaims "What the fuck are you guys doing? Let's go". With that they pick her up and place her on a waiting hard on while the two young girls act as PUFFERS for Kylie sucking the guys hard so they can than go over and penetrate. I am not crapping you negative. Kylie gets DPd and does ATM in this scene within two minutes. What follows is one of the most senseless displays of sportfucking I have ever seen. You would think there would be a let up. After 5 minutes I', thinking to myself, will I be over stimulated to the point of boredom? The answer no. The energy just keeps building. Unlike the usual gangbang scene where there are two or three guys in the action and the rest are jerking off or even just standing there, the puffers keep them occupied so there is always a stiff prick for Kylie. Soon we are treated to a DOUBLE ANAL and my favorite the DOUBLE PUSSY penetration. A woman really has to be a whore to do that and Kylie is most certainly that. Over and over and over and over again, more desperate than before. This is one of the greatest scenes I have ever witnessed. I'm even out of breath writing about it. Even the puffers get a little nookie too, but the scene is all Kylies as she does her DAP while sucking a guy off. WOW! When the guys start cumming, you know they've enjoyed it. They blast off all over Kylie's face, a couple of guys are so turned on they cum twice. This scene lasted almost an hour. It was the shortest hour of my life.
The Whore Next Door is over 2 hours of the most intense sex you will see in a mainstream porn movie. The fact that it was directed by a woman who starred it in herself makes it all the more of an accomplishment.
It is the finest piece of pornography I have ever seen.
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