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08/09/2005: "Adam & Eve Wednesday"
So director Nic Orleans called me and really, really wanted me to do this movie. Adam & Eve's next BIG MOVIE after the THE PIRATE MOVIE. He tried with all his might to convince me that this was a GREAT ROLE and that I was perfect for it. After much haggling over who I was working with and what I wanted monetarily (and oh, how I HATE that) we settled on a price that I was okay with. (yeah, right, like Adam & Eve doesn't have a big budget for this and that two hundred dollars they were arguing over is such a big deal) I am playing the First Lady. You know you have been in the adult biz for a long time when they start casting you in roles of mature women and mothers. *Sigh* Really, I am a shade over 30, ya all. Hardly First Lady material.
Did I mention that the Senators are being played by Chris Cannon, Talon and Kris Slater? You can stop laughing now. Did I mention my fucking call time is 7:30 am??? That means up at, oh, 5:30-ish to get to the valley location on time. (Hold on while I bang my head on my desk a few times.)
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Okay then.
Anyway, big budget period piece here. 1940's style flick about the First Lady's fight for women pilots in the military. Visually inspired by Sky Captain they said. I am picturing great costumes and airfields, you know really epic sort of stuff. Then I got the sides for the script.
This line should say it all:
"And the Senators take turns landing model airplanes on the First Lady's tits."
Oh how I wish I were kidding.
