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07/23/2005: "Pretty Mess Review"
ChiChi LaRue was shooting here yesterday for his gay company Rascal, a jack off series called Str8 Shots. He asked me if I would do the intros between the scenes - what my ideals were in a man type of stuff - which was pretty cool. ChiChi is just so much fun to work for, he is so enthusiastic, you can't help but walk away from his set smiling and feeling really good about yourself.
Anyway, the last time I shot a movie with ChiChi was Pretty Mess, for Vivid. I have been getting all kinds of email about the scene from fans and viewers who said they enjoyed it. This is the scene where I dressed up like a housewife ala-50's style, including the big (grandma-style) bra and panties. Manuel and I do a creepy sort of parody before launching into a really great scene. Here is a photo from that shoot and below is part of the review - the part about me, of course - from www.adultdvdtalk.com.
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As reviewed by www.adultdvdtalk.com:
Well, how is Monique Alexander's second Vivid feature? If you want something with no dialogue, tons of sex, and a really nasty Kylie Ireland scene, you are in luck.
The Movie: I'm going to keep this quick. There is no dialogue, and no real story to the movie. Monique plays a crazy girl who just can't stop thinking about sex... that's it. This isn't what you would expect from Vivid, but here it is. This is pretty much wall to wall sex with little (and I mean little) breaks in between showing Monique strapped down to a chair with some weird head gear on. The sex is all pretty good, and Monique does a great job in her scenes, but the real winner is the Kylie Ireland scene. She is dressed like a fifties housewife, and comes in, and seduces her husband. Nasty hot sex is the result. Kylie is an amazing performer, and really goes all out here. There is even some of Chi Chi's female to male asslicking here! I was happy!
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And here, as always, is me stealing my friend Crickett's LiveJournal entry about yesterday. What can I say? What often seems like everyday shit to me through her eyes is completely different. That's why I am sharing her stories with you about our adventures. Here is yesterday's ChiChi LaRue shoot through her eyes....
From Crickett's LiveJournal (part of it)
July 23, 2005
.....We got up at the hairy, dingleberry-infested ass crack of dawn so that we could get the place together for yesterday's shoot. Crew showed up at 9am, and it was already about eleventy-hundred degrees outside. It was a shoot for a solo j/o movie, so there wasn't a huge cast. Two guys, and they showed up at different times.
Never in my life did it occur to me that a guy would need instructions on how to jerk off. Then again, it's not something that most of us females get to watch on a regular basis, and many guys do it in private and don't even have to worry about looking sexy while they do it, so I guess it makes a lot of sense. It just hadn't ever occurred to me.
However, you just couldn't have a more positive and enthusiastic coach than ChiChi LaRue. I want to get a tape recorder and tape him directing. He just can't stop talking and he's just so happy when he sees somthing he likes that the whole world (or at least, the world on the set) knows about it. I hear that his editors hate him because of all this chatter, and I have heard that some guys tell him to shut up because it's too distracting, but he just can't HELP it! "Oh yeah baby....okay, rest your head on your arm...yes! YES! Now snap it...snap that dick! Jerk it. Keep jackin' that cock. HOT! HOTTEST!!!" I hid up here in the cool, dark office and had to just slap my hands over my mouth to keep from braying hysterical laughter everywhere when this began. I think it's lovely, don't get me wrong, but it's such a departure from the standard porno directing that I've seen. "Okay, I want you to start here and then maybe go here. Suck his dick for a little while, and then...well...it's an anal movie. Go nuts, kids. Rolling!"
They had our lovely Kylie give some commentary afterwards. Not on the performers themselves, but on various male qualities. See, even though it's mostly gay men that are gonna buy this thing, they're trying to make it look at least a little okay for others to buy it as well. All I can say is that the guys performed well, Kylie had some great things to say, and it looks like it's gonna be damn cool. Hey, a guy standing on top of a swinging metal cage just swayin' and jerkin' was pretty hot to ME, anyhow. Nothin' wrong with watchin' a little o' that.
Today seems to be less brutally hot, but yesterday was fucking miserable. I was melted, K. and B. were melted, all the animals here were doing their best impression of area rugs and Dali paintings. Fucking wretched hot. Even after the sun went down, although it did start to cool off in the middle of the night. Say, around 2am. It's still hot as fuck today, but nowhere near as oppressive as yesterday. We have a day off to do laundry and regroup, and then we're off to the races again. Mmm....day off. Love it.
Crickett
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