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05/25/2005: "Happy Birthday to me!"
May 26th is my birthday!
I will be taking the day off, rumor has it I am going to be taken shopping, then perhaps to check out Star Wars Ep3 then meeting some friends for dinner.
I won't be doing my KSEX show live, although my dear friends Jacklyn Lick and Rainy are going to be filling in tonight - now THAT's a show not to miss! 
On the set of Cashmere, on my birthday a few years back!
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This is the livejournal entry of a dear friend of mine...
1:33 am WOOOHOOO!!!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Ladies and gentlemen, mark your calendars. Today is a day that we should all celebrate. Gay, straight, young, old, short, tall, assfuckers and pussyhounds alike. On this wondrous day, May 26th, a woman was born into the world who would eventually cause sprained wrists in legions of men, soaked panties in as many women, and envy on the part of thousands of glamour-fags. A woman who would take the eyerolls that usually accompany an adult star becoming a directrix and turn them into expressions of lust and amazement. Though she herself is not tremendous, her talent, heart, and mind are huge.
She is loving and humble slave to five eccentric cats and an elderly dog. She is a doting companion to an incredibly lucky man. She's a normal girl walkin' down the street, she's a fierce protector of her home, she makes horrible puns, and gives great hugs.
She is the embodiment of glam. Sexiness personified. A filthy, dirty whore. She makes my eyeballs sweat. She is, to borrow a phrase from a friend of mine, "the chicken tandoori of my soul".
So HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY, KYLIE IRELAND!!! Hope it's as awesome as you are.
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Brings tear to my eyes...
Oh and...
Playboy Radio promises that tomorrow they are making the final decision on who the new co-host will be - yeah, we've heard that before! But, I will give it to them, there are alot of great candidates. Tough choice.
