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11/16/2004: "Belladonna's Baby Shower"

November 14th, 2004
Belladonna’s Baby Shower

7 pm - I just got back from Belladonna’s Baby Shower. Flower and Mariposa, Seymore Butt’s Tushy Girls, threw the Queen of Kink and her soon-to-be-born baby girl, Myla, a baby shower, inviting all Bella’s friends and co-stars to celebrate the new arrival.

I had picked up Julie Night on the way to Seymore’s huge house that overlooks the San Fernando Valley and when we arrived we were surrounded by more porn stars than can usually be found in one room together, save for an all girl gangbang. In addition to Flower, Mariposa and Belladonna the attendees were: Selena Steele, Alana Evans, Brittany Sky, Katja Kassin, Kimberly Kane, Kami Andrews, Catalina, Lola, Julie Night, myself and I know a few others I am forgetting. To top it all off the entire event was being taped by Showtime for an episode of Family Business.

The hostesses, Flower and Mariposa set up a multitude of Baby Shower games, including the smell-the-diaper (you had to guess which candy bar they had melted into it to look like baby poo), guess the items in the box (all baby stuff) and the blindfolded cottonball pick up – which I won after a shootout with Catalina.



There was tons of food, drinks and cake; girls trading baby tips; lots of giggling and chattering and some pretty unusual talk for a baby shower (Julie Night and Bella were planning the next day’s shoot; an attempted double anal fisting and in a few days Vandalia and Belladonna are both going to shave their heads) and lots of gifts, most of the baby shower genre but a few for Bella and her man to enjoy as well. The pile of gifts was simply enormous! Bella scored enough cool Winnie the Pooh stuff to decorate Myla’s room three times over! Brittany broke the bank, bringing three huge baskets of stuff and put us all to shame, Alana gave Myla a real Tiffany silver rattle and Seymore had a special gift made for baby Myla; a personalized baby stroller decked out in flames. There were a couple brilliant shirts as well including one little jumper that said “I love Boobies”, one that stated “I am too fuckin’ cute” and one that said “I tore mommy a new one!” all perfect for Belladonna’s baby, but what makes all of this even more priceless is that she actually lives in a small Mormon town in Utah – can you picture Bella out for a stroll with little Myla wearing a jumper that says “I am too Fuckin’ Cute!” in the flame-covered stroller? Or perhaps Bella breastfeeding Myla in the mall with Myla wearing the one that says “I love Boobies”…classic.

It was fun to get to hang out with all the girls in a more social, non-porn related situation, to just geek out and be ourselves. We wish Bella and Myla all the best.