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07/20/2004: "New Zealand - Day 1"

Hello all! Took me a couple days to get everything figured out here in New Zealand, the hotel only has DIAL-UP internet connection ( I am looking out the window for dinosaurs walking by...), fortunately I can do this from the Vixen offices, so these entries might not be every day but I will be making them as often as I can.


Tuesday, July 20, 2004 – Arrived this morning on our Qantas flight in New Zealand. We are all tired, but well. The “we” I speak of being the American porn stars coming over for the Erotica Convention to be held this weekend in Auckland – Shayla LeVeaux, her significant other and actor Anthony, (also known as James), porn stud Evan Stone, Syren, and Las Vegas Novelty Contract representatives Jacklyn Lick and myself.

We arrived on the flight around 5:30 am NZ time and after customs, blah, blah, blah finally got back to the hotel around 9 am to clean up and get dressed to go for some lunch and whatever. Originally they had the “Boobs on Bikes” parade scheduled for this morning but thankfully they bumped it to tomorrow. After some unpacking and a shower I head down the hallway to Evan’s room, where we all agreed to meet. I shake my head as I hear load sounds of sex coming from that direction. I knock on Evans door and wait. No answer, just sex. After a few minutes of waiting and listening the door opens to a naked Evan, Syren in her underwear and Jacklyn buttoning up her jeans. Evan tries to accost me but I gracefully dodge him, I am so fucking tired the last thing on my mind is sex, so I settle into a chair and watch him fuck Syren to completion ending with a beautiful arching cum shot that flew mostly over her and nearly hit Jacklyn who was sitting nearby.

Syren opts to stay in the hotel and sleep while the rest of us decided to stay awake all day, and battle the jet lag. If we can make it to about 9 pm tonight our schedules won’t be terribly screwed up.

After a brief trip to the offices of our gracious hosts (which, I might add, are very purple – the offices, not the hosts) we are off to downtown for lunch by the inlet that was where the America’s Cup festivities were held. Worse than Australia, New Zealand is apparently the land a lotta “chippies” or French Fries. They are served with everything, I am not complaining, cause they are particularly yummy, but after my usual low carb diet, I am on carb overload here and am sure to gain a few pounds! Chippies, pot pies and mashers, oh my! Now, a word about the ketchup. It’s not ketchup as we know it, apparently they not only go heavy on the vinegar, but it has and extra ingredient, which we have collectively decided to identify as nutmeg with a hint of cloves. Either way, it tastes like ass.



On the way back we do some casual shopping and just general killing of time, lots of tea drinking for the caffeine, stop by the offices again, check email, etc. then head out for dinner with the whole gang. Some fish joint downtown, lots of fried stuff, good calamari rings and cheesecake for dessert. Finally it was after 9 pm and we headed back to the hotel to drop off the barely awake American porn stars.